"Drew Dixon Is Fist Punched In His Tight Hole." Well, I wouldn't call Drew's hole tight. But I wouldn't want my hole called tight either. It ain't. Took me a long time to get my ass fistable, and I feel like I want respect for that. I'm a pretty slack boy, to be honest. I can drop trou in an alley and you can have your arm inside me in about 20 seconds, and I'll fucking love it. I worked hard for this bucket hole, so I hope you don't mind if I don't call it tight, and if I brag about how loose it is!
Well, I wouldn't call Drew's hole tight. But I wouldn't want my hole called tight either. It ain't. Took me a long time to get my ass fistable, and I feel like I want respect for that. I'm a pretty slack boy, to be honest. I can drop trou in an alley and you can have your arm inside me in about 20 seconds, and I'll fucking love it. I worked hard for this bucket hole, so I hope you don't mind if I don't call it tight, and if I brag about how loose it is!